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January 13, 2019

SEND HIM TO WASH... NO, WAIT, NEVER MIND

Freshman congressman tries to bring 6-pack onto House floor

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "It's not the Supreme Court, buddy.")

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Soon we won't have any rights left at all.

First rule: If your going to bring something to the party make sure you bring enough for everyone.

Bringing Shiner Bock or Lone Star beer into the Texas State House is not only legal but encouraged. However, introducing any "foreign" beers is a hanging offense.

What, he forgot to bring the Pringles?

Protocol calls for a bourbon bottle in every file drawer.

"Mr. Speaker, in the fine tradition of lovable lush Foster Brooks, I hereby move that we all bring our six-packs and guzzle them on the floor. May we vote?"

"Mr. Speaker, in the fine tradition of lovable lush Foster Brooks, I hereby move that we all bring our six-packs and guzzle them on the floor. May we vote?"

At least he "got it in the end" according to the story.

At first I thought "six pack" referred to his abs. I thought he was trying to impress that Cortez lady.

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