PLEASE TELL US THIS IS A HOAX
Bride makes bridesmaids take lie detector test after shocking wedding details are leaked
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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January 29, 2019
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Wow...her "special day" should instead be the one on which she is admitted for inpatient psych services.
Posted by: K | January 29, 2019 at 10:56 AM
Are witches allowed to have weddings like this?
Posted by: Ruthenium | January 29, 2019 at 11:08 AM
Stephanie most definitely is the winner here.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 29, 2019 at 11:27 AM
Conversely, the groomsmen received a note from the groom with but one request: that they please get HD video of the hooker at the bachelor party.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 29, 2019 at 12:23 PM
This twit is getting married and I can't even get a date. *sigh*
Posted by: Renee (the First) | January 29, 2019 at 01:51 PM
I would give this bride a thick book on etiquette, but she may not be literate.
Posted by: MOTW | January 29, 2019 at 02:27 PM
If someone "demanded" that I take a polygraph I would demand they piss up a rope first.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2019 at 02:39 PM
The groom is suspiciously silent on the whole crisis. Perhaps he has to take a bride-detector test as well. One bets he is looking forward to a life of programmed bliss.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 29, 2019 at 02:58 PM
ALMOST makes you prefer the old school method that was clean and simple..getting married under the watchful shotgun.
(I said almost.)
Posted by: funny man | January 29, 2019 at 03:16 PM
I find myself hoping that after this elaborate dance performance, the rest of the guests just say "meh" and turn back to their conversations.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 29, 2019 at 03:20 PM
If the groom has more than two functioning brain cells, he'll run far, far away from this nut. I also think Stephanie is the winner in this one.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 29, 2019 at 03:36 PM
Typical of the “me” and “selfie” generation; totally self-centered.
Posted by: Judy | January 29, 2019 at 04:58 PM
After working in mental hospitals years ago I have to question if there actually is a groom. People who think like this 'bride' can be capable of some really oddball fantasies. Maybe she is a budding unpublished romance writer?
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 29, 2019 at 05:16 PM
She expects them to spend $1,000 EACH on their outfits? Why?
Does that include the $500 & up Louboutins?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2019 at 06:41 PM
This is just about as real as a Buzzfeed story.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 29, 2019 at 09:46 PM
Stephanie certainly is the overwhelming winner here. I'm sure it's far worse to be one of life's bridezillas and not even know it.
Posted by: Jim | January 30, 2019 at 09:40 AM