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January 31, 2019


Weather forecast map tracking arctic blast that's crippling the Midwest looks uncannily like a pair of breasts

(Thanks to Ralph and funny man)


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Works for me. I'll take my thrills where I can find them these days.

So THIS is where the expression "cold as a witch's tit" come from!!

What would Mr. Hot Dog say?

Too cold for motor boating though.

Trust me, this is about the only attractive feature of this weather.

Nothing like a set of DOUBLE L'S!!
Oh yeah!!

Sent the graphic to Dave yesterday.

Funny how things work or don't.

In that case, shouldn't they be labeled "L" and "R"?
(Unless the plastic surgeon goofed and gave Miss Vortex two lefties...)

No "perhaps" about it, Dave. This is the #1 Daily Mail obsession.

NTTAWWT, of course.

Hello, Dolly!

It's entirely possible that after several days of being cooped up indoors, people are getting a little punchy.

Mother Nature?

Those two need to be seen by the docs on "Botched."

Next up will be a Polar Cervix.

It's hard for me to tell if the weather graphic looks like breasts. Maybe if they remove the pasties???

I'm feelin' a little low down octagonal and found myself singing out loud over this Weather Map Bust who BTW opened for Van Hail An.

Picked up a boy just south of mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was sixteen, he was twenty-one
Rode with us to Memphis
And papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done
Gypsy's, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town

TY in advance.

I don't think you had to be Fellini to see that one.

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