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Assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: Rintinglen | January 31, 2019 at 10:21 AM
That's funny, because "I Feel Like an Octopus" was a Cher song.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2019 at 11:23 AM
Did he pass his audition?
If not, there's always the Masked Hasbeen....
Posted by: funny man | January 31, 2019 at 11:30 AM
11:29 p.m. Two Kalispell residents were screaming at each other.
Isn't that called a "karioke contest"?
Posted by: Steve Dzama | January 31, 2019 at 11:47 AM
Sounds like "Cher-to-pus" may have left something at the coffee shop...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 31, 2019 at 11:55 AM
"Feel Like an Octopus" is the follow up to the Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 31, 2019 at 12:26 PM
This makes sense. If you felt like an octopus, what other songs would you sing ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2019 at 01:03 PM
Is he planning a garden for the spring?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 31, 2019 at 01:37 PM
The more I read about Kalispell in the Flathead Beacon, the more I want to move there.
Posted by: JerrySTL | January 31, 2019 at 02:16 PM
Key quotes:
"9:19 p.m. Two people were arguing in a Kalispell parking lot.
11:29 p.m. Two Kalispell residents were screaming at each other."
What's the bet the same two people were involved in both incidents?
(@JerrySTL - I agree! Road trip!)
Posted by: klezmerphan | January 31, 2019 at 02:23 PM
Poor unfortunate souls!
Posted by: vaporsmith | January 31, 2019 at 02:29 PM
For some reason I thought the little-known Cher octopus song, "Eight ways to leave your lover," was a likely Flathead County favorite.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2019 at 06:53 PM
Don’t most Kalispell residents feel like octopuses?
Posted by: Stan Ruth | February 01, 2019 at 10:12 AM