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Oblivious Tourist In Australia Picks Up Extremely Deadly Blue-Ringed Octopus
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Anyone who picks up ANYTHING in Australia is nuts.")
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January 30, 2019
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Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2019 at 12:37 PM
I misread the headline as:
Obese Tourist In Australia Picks Up Extremely Deadly Blue-Ringed Octopus
Posted by: fractalist | January 30, 2019 at 01:02 PM
This would make a great Agatha Christie mystery, "The Calamari Case." All along, you'd think that the butler did it, because the blue-ringed octopus looked so wide-eyed and innocent. But, you can't fool Miss Marple!
Posted by: K | January 30, 2019 at 04:14 PM
Funny, because I saw Oblivious Tourist open for Matthew McConaughey at DopeFest '99.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2019 at 04:32 PM
Anything with 8 Legs should be avoided on principle: spiders, octopi, street corner gangs...
Posted by: Rintinglen | January 31, 2019 at 10:16 AM
Don't Aussies and Kiwis basically walk around in head-to-toe Kevlar anyway?
Posted by: padraig | January 31, 2019 at 11:05 AM
And pick up that pretty cone shell while you're at it.
Posted by: LeDud | January 31, 2019 at 09:39 PM