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Many times "bad air" has sent people 'sick' off the plane.
I never knew they meant farts. And the answer is: "We're not telling."
Posted by: funny man | January 26, 2019 at 12:02 PM
There have been studies done to see if fart gas could be captured and recycled into the jet fuel to save costs. The biggest problem the scientists encountered was getting passengers to eat enough Taco Bell bean burritos to pay for the system.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2019 at 12:27 PM
You didn't know... ? Passenger gas is what's powering the plane's engines.
Posted by: Clankie | January 26, 2019 at 02:08 PM
The Fart Filter can be activated at any time by pulling a flight attendant's finger.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 26, 2019 at 03:03 PM