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January 26, 2019

IT'S TIME WE KNEW

Delta Airlines Answers the Big Question: Do Planes Have In-Flight Fart Filtering Technology?

(Thanks to Iceman )

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Many times "bad air" has sent people 'sick' off the plane.
I never knew they meant farts. And the answer is: "We're not telling."

There have been studies done to see if fart gas could be captured and recycled into the jet fuel to save costs. The biggest problem the scientists encountered was getting passengers to eat enough Taco Bell bean burritos to pay for the system.

You didn't know... ? Passenger gas is what's powering the plane's engines.

The Fart Filter can be activated at any time by pulling a flight attendant's finger.

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