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January 14, 2019


Corrections officers find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)


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Exclusive unseen until now video obtained from behind Tally Ho cleaners.

My apologies in advance. Please excuse me while I go freshen up.

1. Does anybody really know what time it is?
2. There was a stolen battery there too?

If you can afford five Rolexes, why are you picking up a cheap whore at a nightclub (and I'm using that word because she had it tattooed on her arm) ?? You could just as easily get a high-priced, soft-core porn star from Slovenia...

They certainly took a licking. Did they keep on ticking?

To answer the question, where'd you get your tattoo, Delajurea?

I'm thinking the Rolexes have a shady background if he was carrying them around in a Crown Royal bag. In fact, everything in this story has a shady background.

Meanwhile, a hotel employee called Springs police. Cops swept the area and found Brookens — who sports a tattoo on her left arm that reads ‘Whore’ — in a nearby alley behind Tally Ho Tailors at 5391 NW 36th St.

Nice of her to include directions in her tattoo, but business cards would be more practical.

Key "truth in advertising" tattoo: "Whore."

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...

A story that ticks all the boxes.

The cops would have never found those watches if one hadn't asked his buddy what time it was.

𝅘𝅥𝅲 Nothing could be finer
than a watch in your vagina ♫

the most outrageous thing about this is putting 5 good watches in a bag. the crystals will get scratched.

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