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January 28, 2019

IT PROTECTED HIM FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Three-year-old boy missing in woods for two days says friendly bear kept him safe

(Thanks to The Perts)

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The bear's name was "Teddy".

Oh, Pooh!

Did the bear bring picnic baskets he found unattended?

Also an anxious rabbit, a jittery piglet, a sad donkey, a hyper tiger, and a mother and baby kangaroo. Oh, and Sebastian Cabot, but all he did was talk.

Obviously, he never saw "The Revenant".

Don't you recognize him? His photo's right there --it was Baloo*.

However, how he got into the US without a passport is going to upset Homeland Security.

(*from Disney's The Jungle Book.)

I have a theory that it was a big friendly dog.

Might be possible. Bear may have had enough instinct to show interested in boy, but no experience with killing and eating.

This has been all over the news here. My first thought was I'd never let Granny babysit again. It sounds like the bear was more responsible anyway. They should have gotten it's phone number.

I'm going with Becky's big fuzzy dog theory.

Perhaps it was the Charmin Bear, which not only protected the boy but provided the TP. Hey, maybe this kid can confirm that bears do indeed s--t in the woods!

Bigfoot duh.

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