IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE CANADA AND NORWAY GO TO WAR

Mac the Moose considers stilettos or hat to reclaim 'world's tallest moose' title

(Thanks to Roberto)

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[Stixnstonz]

Are we sure that their names aren't "Walter" and "Tiffani"?
(award yourself seven bonus points if you get this reference)

[funny man]

♪ Here's the story of Mac the moose a statue on Canadian ground
Who though he was the tallest the world around

Norway claimed its Storeglen was taller
Made the residents of Moose Jaw haller!

So we'll give you high heels or a hat
And that is that!
You'll regain your place
As the tallest in the race
to reach for the sky!

Cause he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes ♪

[manual tomato]

Speaking for anything French or moose related in Canada, France has proclaimed it's unconditional surrender.

[Le Petomane]

A really tall moose once bit my sister.

[Qaz]

In case somebody is not familiar:

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen

Røtern nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestik møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
'We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

[Elf Odin]

I think that a bigger moose should be built.

The smaller one, the original 'Mac', should be called 'Little Mac'.

The new, larger moose should be called 'Big Mac'.

Then the city of Moose Jaw can milk the publicity when they receive a call from McDonald's.