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January 13, 2019


Florida man chews up seat of police car after cocaine arrest, officials say

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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I wouldn't reccomend trying that whwere I live. The seats in
our police cars are reinforced fiberglass. On the plus side, they'er low calorie...

Cops need to start keeping a supply of Doritos in the back seat.

When he sobered up, the perp said eating a cop car seat would be better with ketchup.

Helping take a bite out of crime.

A little nacho cheese would have been helpful. If only they had passed a Taco Bell billboard...

"When he was placed in the back of the patrol car, Stubbs began kicking the passenger side of the vehicle with his week, according to police."

Well, obviously, he got hungry from being in there for so long! Completely understandable reaction on his part.

Was it the cop Escalade that they call when they have a Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan run?

"now with more fiber..." -from flyers sent to police vehicle purchasing departments

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