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January 11, 2019


St. Pete firefighter arrested for having sex in middle of road, on hood of car

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

This blog is not making fun of any names in this article.


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answering the question, "Why don't we do it in the road?"

"Both suspects were seen pulling up their pants by deputies when they arrived on scene..."
Just another service paid for by taxpayers! Make them pull up their own $&@?! pants!

Somewhere, John Lennon is smiling, eh Bill?

Hey, dude. Penny snoots. Just sayin'.

If you've ever wondered what the lyrics are in the Beatles song here they are.

Why don't we do it in the road.
No one will be watching us.

Repeat for two minutes.

"See, the Beatles said no one would be watching us. I thought it would be OK."

When you're too cheap to buy a hotel room, you end up taking the less traveled road...or so you'd think...

When I saw her standing there Penny got a snoot full of Lewis' 'public trust'...One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven


Penny Snoots is an anagram for Neon Snot Spy.

"They call me the fireman, that's my name.
Making my rounds all over town, putting out old flames.
Well everybody'd like to have a what I got.
I can cool 'em down when they're smoldering hot.
I'm the fireman, that's my name."
Curiously, I fail to see the resemblence between George Strait and Lt. Lewis.

Friends toy don't know shit penny was drugged and raped by sexual predator and all will be proven in the up coming trial and ethics hearings. Shame upon you

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