DEPARTMENT OF JOBS YOU DID NOT KNOW EXISTED

Ew.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[MOTW]

Takes the phrase, "You're full of beans." to another level.

Now this is weirder:
"Mercedes has even been approached by a museum in Battlesbridge, Essex, interested in displaying her beans."
Really - that's EW there.

[JG]

This is a whole new meaning for 'gives me the willies'

[Ralph]

My mommy said not to put beans in my ears....

[Stixnstonz]

Based on the photos, she's also a magician. I've seen them pull coins from behind someone's ear, but this is more impressive...

[Le Petomane]

This gal would have totally stumped the panel on the old TV show, What's My Line."

[wanderer2575]

Was this ever an episode of Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs"?

[pharmaross]

She plans on expanding her service to bull sires. She is going to call it, "Beef Strokin' Off."

[funny man]

So, when Brits call each other "old bean". it's really an insult?

[Stixnstonz]

Le Pet - I don't know- Dorothy Kilgallon was pretty impressive.

[padraig]

'YOU DON'T TYPICALLY GET THE CUSTOMER'S BEST MOMENTS'
So, it still beats being a divorce lawyer, then?

[padraig]

p.s. wanderer, this was effectively several seasons of "Dirty Jobs." Dude got more poop splashed on him than an elephant trainer.

[vaporsmith]

My ex worked at the zoo and her job was trying to collect semen from rhinoceros's. IANMTU. I used to delight in loudly explaining this in social settings which is probably why she's my ex.

[EveryoneWants2BeRich]

Worst meal ever: British black beans and rice.

[Pogo]

Sounds like most folks here haven't been around livestock much. There are worse things...much worse.

[K]

You'd think by now that I'd understand that whenever Dave says "EW," it actually means, "Do NOT click here, EVER, unless you want to be skeeved out into infinity.

Now I won't be able to hear Humprhey Bogart talk about how the problems of two people "don't amount to a hill of beans" without having a skeeve relapse.

[RichZ]

I wonder if she keeps a running tally of how many she's removed. Because then she could just call herself a bean counter and no one would think anything of it.