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January 28, 2019

DEPARTMENT OF JOBS YOU DID NOT KNOW EXISTED

Ew.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Takes the phrase, "You're full of beans." to another level.

Now this is weirder:
"Mercedes has even been approached by a museum in Battlesbridge, Essex, interested in displaying her beans."
Really - that's EW there.

This is a whole new meaning for 'gives me the willies'

My mommy said not to put beans in my ears....

Based on the photos, she's also a magician. I've seen them pull coins from behind someone's ear, but this is more impressive...

This gal would have totally stumped the panel on the old TV show, What's My Line."

Was this ever an episode of Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs"?

She plans on expanding her service to bull sires. She is going to call it, "Beef Strokin' Off."

So, when Brits call each other "old bean". it's really an insult?

Le Pet - I don't know- Dorothy Kilgallon was pretty impressive.

'YOU DON'T TYPICALLY GET THE CUSTOMER'S BEST MOMENTS'
So, it still beats being a divorce lawyer, then?

p.s. wanderer, this was effectively several seasons of "Dirty Jobs." Dude got more poop splashed on him than an elephant trainer.

My ex worked at the zoo and her job was trying to collect semen from rhinoceros's. IANMTU. I used to delight in loudly explaining this in social settings which is probably why she's my ex.

Worst meal ever: British black beans and rice.

Sounds like most folks here haven't been around livestock much. There are worse things...much worse.

You'd think by now that I'd understand that whenever Dave says "EW," it actually means, "Do NOT click here, EVER, unless you want to be skeeved out into infinity.

Now I won't be able to hear Humprhey Bogart talk about how the problems of two people "don't amount to a hill of beans" without having a skeeve relapse.

I wonder if she keeps a running tally of how many she's removed. Because then she could just call herself a bean counter and no one would think anything of it.

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