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Incredibull. Not sure I can grasp that article, but it doesn't sound funny.
Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2019 at 12:42 PM
It sounds like Leader Kim would be an easy person to shop for during the holidays.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 30, 2019 at 12:45 PM
I'm with MOTW. This article stinks.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 30, 2019 at 12:48 PM
As was once said of Montezuma, "He had the courage of his convictions, but he had no convictions." - Will Cuppy
Posted by: Jim | January 30, 2019 at 12:53 PM
"...the pariah state's starving population is expected to hand over an unbelievable 100kg of human excrement EVERY DAY."
Um...that's 220lbs a day. I don't think so. As the excrement head in Washington might say, FAKE NEWS.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | January 30, 2019 at 01:16 PM
Would you accept an I.O.Poo?
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 30, 2019 at 01:42 PM
I guess in North Korea you're forced to give a crap.
Posted by: Rudolph | January 30, 2019 at 02:00 PM
In France, all they have to do is fart in your general direction.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 30, 2019 at 02:03 PM
Poo will be "on the table" in the next round of talks between Kim and Trump. (Be sure to remind them to call on staff to clean and disinfect the table afterwards.)
Posted by: funny man | January 30, 2019 at 02:42 PM
So North Korea's food is natural, organic, and non-GMO. What's the problem?
Posted by: The Fourth George | January 30, 2019 at 02:57 PM
The parasite problem will be the next news item
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 30, 2019 at 03:09 PM
Some workers in N.K. are asking to be paid in poo? Hell, that's been happening to me for years!
Posted by: K | January 30, 2019 at 03:59 PM
Centrally planned economies certainly deliver. Communism may have its faults, but it cures obesity.
Can you imagine adding this line in the Five Year Plan?
Comrade One: By year Four the population will be so fat from gorging themselves on the bounty of The People’s Harvest that they will be able to meet the fertilizer quota “organically “.
Comrade Two: Most equal observation Comrade One. Speaking of fertilizer quota......
Posted by: 655321 | January 30, 2019 at 04:10 PM
They chose an appropriate photo for this story. You couldn't show more disparity between the dear leader and his one of his poor subjects.
Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2019 at 04:28 PM
Don't you have to have something to eat first ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2019 at 07:55 AM