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January 15, 2019

APPARENTLY JESUS HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Man said Jesus told him to drive Ferrari off Palm Beach dock

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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When you talk to Jesus you better check his i.d. and credentials...

There are a lot of "demons" who like to scam you...
and of course, more than a few "misguided" or downright evil "preachers"...

In that case, sir...

"Money is going to be irrelevant in two days; remember to smile."

I'll have what he's having.

"Officer, as God is my witness I thought Ferraris could float."

Apparently Jesus didn't take the wheel.

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After reading the article, though, I hope that guy gets some help.

“'Jesus made me the smartest man on Earth,' the man told police..."

Another stable genius.

Is it horrible to say that maybe it's too bad he got out? Maybe Jesus was trying to cleanse the gene pool.

He's a U-boat captain now.

In that case, sir...

"Money is going to be irrelevant in two days; remember to smile."

I'll have what he's having.

In that case, sir...

"Money is going to be irrelevant in two days; remember to smile."

I'll have what he's having.
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In that case, sir...

"Money is going to be irrelevant in two days; remember to smile."

I'll have what he's having.

His insurance company is going to demand that he stop listening to Carrie Underwood music.

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