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Oscar Mayer in search of next Wienermobile driver
(Thanks to Don Koury and Unholy Slacker)
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January 23, 2019
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I'm pretty sure Dave has a demonstration photo he can attach to his resume.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 23, 2019 at 10:42 AM
They are losing out by not showing Dave behind the wheel.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2019 at 10:49 AM
Just wait till Dylan gets his drivers license . . .
Posted by: MOTW | January 23, 2019 at 11:06 AM
For a college student going into marketing, this would be an ideal gig.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 23, 2019 at 11:17 AM
Oscar Mayer has the "wurst" screening process and you have to "meat" their hiring requirements.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 23, 2019 at 11:36 AM
♪ Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile driver
That is what I'd truly like to be
Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile driver
I'd gain a certain wacky noteriety! ♪
Do I have to sing this in front of Howie Mandel?
Posted by: Steve Dzama | January 23, 2019 at 12:36 PM
Get off your buns and send in your application. You may be a wiener.
Posted by: Clankie | January 23, 2019 at 01:09 PM
I love that a college degree is required. Nowhere in my Penn State undergrad course catalog was "learn to drive Oscar Meyer Weinermobile". I would have doggedly pursued that course...
Posted by: Michael | January 23, 2019 at 05:00 PM
"Great news, Mom and Dad, my Harvard degree is paying off. I have a job driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
"What's that mom. I can't drive it home to the Hamptons?
"You and dad are changing your names and moving. What the hey?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 23, 2019 at 06:27 PM
Hot dog! I've finally found a vocation I can use to drive myself crazy.
Mrs. PirateBoy says "That will be a very short drive."
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 23, 2019 at 09:40 PM
WOW ! Dreams CAN come true !
Posted by: John | January 24, 2019 at 09:05 AM
Let's pitch this as a big promotion to a certain U.S. president, who is both obsessed with big vehicles and also a giant d*** himself.
Posted by: Bella Silverstein | February 02, 2019 at 06:54 PM