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January 23, 2019


Oscar Mayer in search of next Wienermobile driver

(Thanks to Don Koury and Unholy Slacker)


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I'm pretty sure Dave has a demonstration photo he can attach to his resume.

They are losing out by not showing Dave behind the wheel.

Just wait till Dylan gets his drivers license . . .

For a college student going into marketing, this would be an ideal gig.

Oscar Mayer has the "wurst" screening process and you have to "meat" their hiring requirements.

♪ Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile driver
That is what I'd truly like to be
Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile driver
I'd gain a certain wacky noteriety! ♪

Do I have to sing this in front of Howie Mandel?

Get off your buns and send in your application. You may be a wiener.

I love that a college degree is required. Nowhere in my Penn State undergrad course catalog was "learn to drive Oscar Meyer Weinermobile". I would have doggedly pursued that course...

"Great news, Mom and Dad, my Harvard degree is paying off. I have a job driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.

"What's that mom. I can't drive it home to the Hamptons?

"You and dad are changing your names and moving. What the hey?"

Hot dog! I've finally found a vocation I can use to drive myself crazy.

Mrs. PirateBoy says "That will be a very short drive."

WOW ! Dreams CAN come true !

Let's pitch this as a big promotion to a certain U.S. president, who is both obsessed with big vehicles and also a giant d*** himself.

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