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January 17, 2019
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"The short happy life of Ocean Ramsey."
----With apologies to Ernest Hemingway.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 17, 2019 at 12:47 PM
You know, first thing I thought of was Sharknado. Then I stopped and asked what was so great about Great Whites.
You know there are black sharks. But you never hear about them.
Could it be racism?
Posted by: Church Lady | January 17, 2019 at 03:38 PM
Was in poisonous? Maybe it was just an Australian tourist
Posted by: ImNotDave | January 17, 2019 at 04:06 PM
Just to be safe I'm staying out of the Atlantic Ocean too. Ditto on the Gulf Of Mexico.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2019 at 06:19 PM
Uh, this thing is a "gentle giant"? Oh, yeah, and Gentle Ben wasn't a big black male bear capable of having little Mark for a picnic lunch.
Posted by: K | January 17, 2019 at 08:45 PM