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January 17, 2019


Stay out of the Pacific Ocean.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)


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Future headline:

"The short happy life of Ocean Ramsey."

----With apologies to Ernest Hemingway.

You know, first thing I thought of was Sharknado. Then I stopped and asked what was so great about Great Whites.

You know there are black sharks. But you never hear about them.

Could it be racism?

Was in poisonous? Maybe it was just an Australian tourist

Just to be safe I'm staying out of the Atlantic Ocean too. Ditto on the Gulf Of Mexico.

Uh, this thing is a "gentle giant"? Oh, yeah, and Gentle Ben wasn't a big black male bear capable of having little Mark for a picnic lunch.

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