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January 23, 2019

SO HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?

Fliers on a recent Russian flight were subjected to a particularly horrifying experience after a 'drunk' man urinated in the middle of the plane aisle.

We're not sure why 'drunk' is in quotes.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man wrecks own home with ax after fit over action figures

Surprising Detail: He reportedly told detectives that he was drinking too much

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Not My Usual Alias, who says "In his defense, calling 911 on himself shows that he might be Canadian.")

IRONICALLY CAUSED BY THE VERY SAME MOON THEY WERE WATCHING

An SUV ended up in the water at a Florida beach when its occupants were too distracted by the lunar eclipse to watch the tide.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Ralph)

AHEM

Oscar Mayer in search of next Wienermobile driver

(Thanks to Don Koury and Unholy Slacker)

SUCH A WASTE

...some of these treatments happen involve soaking away those daily stresses in hot tubs filled with beer.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE CANADA AND NORWAY GO TO WAR

Mac the Moose considers stilettos or hat to reclaim 'world's tallest moose' title

(Thanks to Roberto)

SUNSHINE STATE SPORTS UPDATE

Famous 15-foot gator named 'Chubbs' returns to Florida golf course

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE CONSTITUTION

Smoking crack, sex while driving land Nashua man under arrest in Manchester

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THINKING ABOUT BUYING A BARCALOUNGER FOR DAD?

Dad doesn't want a Barcalounger. Dad wants this.

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

 
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