Dave Barry's Blog

SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE: WILDER THAN YOUR WILDLIFE

This was hanging on our front door this morning:

SHE WANTED IT TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO DRIVE LEGALLY

Pennsylvania Woman Tried To Kidnap Kangaroo From Petting Zoo, Take It To Florida, Police Say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

A funeral for dead robot dogs

(Thanks to funny man)

'BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES'

Flight attendant says overweight passenger forced her to wipe his butt

(Thanks to funny man)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

A Florida police department says an officer ran over two people who were lying in a dark roadway to watch Sunday night's lunar eclipse.

(Thanks to pharmaross and funny man)

FIGHTING CRIME IN WASHINGTON STATE

The state Department of Transportation has replaced some mile-marker signs with the numbers 68.9 or 419.9, or removed mileposts 69 and 420 altogether, to combat thefts.

(Thanks to Lynn Burlingame)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

'Nun with duffel bag' drops 'severed goat head' on pavement outside Cheltenham pub

(Thanks to Roger in Cheltenham, England)

BUT YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Video shows moose chasing skiers Saturday at Breckenridge Ski Resort

(Thanks to coscolo)