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January 18, 2019

WE HOPE IT WASN'T EXTRA CRISPY

A Jacksonville KFC worker committed restaurant health violations, then was arrested after hitting a customer with chicken, police say.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

The Wiggles release long-awaited toilet training song

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Man mortified after his phone plays porn at girlfriend's sister's wedding

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE NEWS FROM VULCAN TOWN

Vulcan Town council supports placing Klingon Bird of Prey model in town

The Klingon Bird of Prey model will get visitors across the railway tracks, said Wisener. “So, when people come to see the Enterprise, they’ll come see the Bird of Prey,” he said.

(Thanks to funny man)

THE LINE FORMS HERE

Cops in the Allentown, Pa., suburb posted an ad on their Facebook page seeking three “volunteers” to drink hard liquor in excess and maybe even mouth off to arresting officers without consequence.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Japan’s robot hotel lays off half the robots after they created more work for humans

(Thanks to Art Silverman)

HE REQUIRES A NEW 'FRIEND' EVERY THREE TO FOUR WEEKS

Emotional Support Alligator Makes New Friends At Assisted-Living Facility

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Jane Linderman and Jim Kenaston)

CHECK YOUR EARPLUGS, MINNEAPOLIS

The Remainders are coming.

 
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