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January 14, 2019

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

DARPA Wants to Build Conscious Robots Using Insect Brains

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO MIAMI

Houston police chief writes 140 mph speeding ticket to driver of Dodge Viper

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

BRAZIL WEATHER FORECAST

There's a 100 percent chance of spiders.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Kevin Smith)

IT WOULD MAKE QUITE A TROPHY

8:01 a.m. Two hunters apparently shot the side of a house multiple times. The hunters said they were on public land and didn’t know there was a house there. The homeowner said it’s his land and, either way, he didn’t want them shooting at his house anymore.

Guess the county.

(Thanks to funny man and Bob Brogan)

WOOF, DUDE

A drug-sniffing dog working for police in Florida was given anti-overdose medication after ingesting drugs while searching party cruise passengers.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

511, TO BE EXACT

Australian snake catcher rescues python with 500 ticks

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Corrections officers find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

JUST SHOOT US

Unicorn armpit hair is now a thing

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

 
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