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January 13, 2019

CANADA: ON THE FOREFRONT OF CULINARY INNOVATION

Taco Bell releasing billboard that dispenses real nacho cheese

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IMAGINE THE POTPOURRI OF FLAVORS

Florida man chews up seat of police car after cocaine arrest, officials say

(Thanks to John Lobert)

LIFESTYLES OF ROCK LEGENDS

"The committee may not have been aware that Robbie Williams has been playing loud 70's rock music on outside speakers when he views Jimmy Page outside his home,” he wrote. "What's been most annoying is that Mr. Williams has played rock arch rival bands Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd and Deep Purple. He obviously knows this upsets Mr. Jimmy Page. There have also been some reports that Robbie Williams has dressed up to imitate iconic Led Zeppelin frontman and lead singer Robert Plant.”

(Thanks to funny man)

SEND HIM TO WASH... NO, WAIT, NEVER MIND

Freshman congressman tries to bring 6-pack onto House floor

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "It's not the Supreme Court, buddy.")

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say

(Thanks to wanderer2575, Peter Metrinko, John Lobert, DaninDallas, Dave Kearns and pharmaross)

SURE

Woman’s bizarre illness means she can’t hear men’s voices

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "My wife says I have the men’s version of this.)

 
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