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January 10, 2019

DAMN TELEMARKETERS

Astronomers intercept mysterious repeating radio signals from space

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says they're saying "Turn... Down... The... Music...")

PENISES IN THE NEWS

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Newsreader mocked for wearing 'penis jacket' on TV - people 'can't unsee it'

(Thanks to John Lobert, pharmaross and Emily Leslie and w)

HANG A SHINING STAR UPON THE HIGHEST... YIKES!

More than 100 praying mantises brought in by Christmas tree invade woman's home

(Thanks to many people)

True Fact: This blog knows the woman referred to in this headline, Molly Kreuze, who happens to be the daughter of this blog's friend and former editor, Gene Weingarten. Gene informs this blog he will be writing a column about this incident.

DIFFICULT TO MAKE A CONDOM THAT SMALL

Are scientists developing birth control for mosquitoes?

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Man walks into McDonald's with a dead raccoon

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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