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January 08, 2019

UNABLE TO FILL OUT THE FORMS, IT LEFT

Moose wanders into Alaska hospital building

(Thanks to EricY, pharmaross and Jane Linderman)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

"Upon arrival, (the officer) observed the described female wrestling with a blow up snowman Christmas decoration in front of Magic City Stoves," according to the police report.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Disgruntled Florida substitute teacher and mom spreads human feces across site of young girl's birthday party to settle a score with the principal

(Thanks to Mac Turl, pharmaross and Kevin Smith)

CSI: MATABELELAND

A man from Habane Township left tongues wagging after a fruitless plea with the police to take the snake which was dangling from his neck.

(Thanks to Ralph)

OOPS

Woman given erectile dysfunction cream for dry eye in prescription mix-up

(Thanks to pharmaross and Allen at Division, who says "She said it was hard to see.")

 
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