« January 6, 2019 | Main | January 8, 2019 »

January 07, 2019

THIS IS PRECISELY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY FOR WHICH 911 WAS CREATED

Woman called 911 because she didn't like her daughter's friends

(Thanks to N.N.)

HARD PASS

Kohler’s smart toilet promises a ‘fully-immersive experience

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE WANT TO SEE PROOF IN THE FORM OF A RACE

This sharpshooter insect pees faster than a cheetah accelerates

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HIS BULGE WAS EMITTING MEOWS

Kittens in man's pants bulge found by Singaporean authorities at border checkpoint

(Thanks to John Lobert)

PENALTY: DEATH

Swiping chicken tenders left on Alabama highway is a crime, officials say

(Thanks to funny man, pharmaross and John Lobert)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

This.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Would be great to hang on someone’s hotel room door")

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO (CAREFULLY)

Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom and Michael Moyer)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise