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January 03, 2019

CSI: GROVE CITY, PA.

According to police, Bennett was sick of her neighbor's dog defecating in her yard so she scooped up the feces and placed it on her neighbor's porch.  Police talked to Bennett's neighbors who informed police that they do not even own a dog and that their dog had died three and a half years ago.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE'S A LOT OF FUN AT PARTIES

‘Pete the Groin Crusher’ has crushed 10,000 patients’ groins ‘without even a sweat’

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Rod Nunley, both of whom think it makes sense that this man is from Philadelphia)

WE NEED TOUGHER LAWS

A Des Moines man was jailed Monday after police said he assaulted a convenience store clerk with a banana.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Study: You're Going to Keep Aging Until You Die

(Thanks to funny man)

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

Florida lifeguards find brick of cocaine with $35K street value on beach

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Great white, dude.")

Bullet holes found in home at North Fort Myers retirement community

Wild monkeys with herpes in Central Florida: Population on the verge of doubling

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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