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December 24, 2018

YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

Police in Fort Collins are asking the public to help identify someone captured on surveillance video breaking into a business last week while wearing a giant “Rudolph” mask.

(Thanks to Rick Day, pharmaross and The Fourth George)

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BOLO

Rudolph with your nose so bright.
You're gonna get nabbed tonight!

Heard at the squad station:

"Quit playing reindeer games and arrest this guy!"

^5 @ fractalist!

Later heard at the same station: "It was a woman? Feed her to the Mounties!"

Elf: "Bad News, Santa, Rudolph is in the slammer and won't be able to guide your sleigh tonight. Thankfully, you have GPS."

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