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December 28, 2018

TO PARAPHRASE DEAN WORMER: NAKED, SWEATY AND VERY ATHLETIC IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON

Deputies from the Center Point substation were dispatched Wednesday afternoon to the intersection of Alabama 79 and Red Hollow Road on a call of a man running completely nude through traffic. Once on the scene, the deputies tried to take the man into custody but had trouble due to the fact the man was sweaty and very athletic, said Chief Deputy Randy Christian. Once he was actually caught, he bit through the glove of a deputy.

In That Case, Sir: He said the 'devil' told him to do it.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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♪ How do you handle a hangry man?

If he bites, arrest him!♪

Shoddy journalism. No pictures. I completely understand his comment about the devil. I ate a pound of fudge last week and I'm fairly certain the devil made me do that too.

Paging Flip Wilson!

How could they tell he was very athletic if he wasn't wearing any athletic gear?

Maybe it was the 6 pack, or 12 pack, hell, it was the whole case.

How is it that this did not occur in Florida?
Enquiring Minds want to know...

The devil tweeted that he was busy in Washington that entire week, and had nothing to do with this incident.
He did, however, add that he approved of it.

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