TO PARAPHRASE DEAN WORMER: NAKED, SWEATY AND VERY ATHLETIC IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON
Deputies from the Center Point substation were dispatched Wednesday afternoon to the intersection of Alabama 79 and Red Hollow Road on a call of a man running completely nude through traffic. Once on the scene, the deputies tried to take the man into custody but had trouble due to the fact the man was sweaty and very athletic, said Chief Deputy Randy Christian. Once he was actually caught, he bit through the glove of a deputy.
In That Case, Sir: He said the 'devil' told him to do it.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
♪ How do you handle a hangry man?
If he bites, arrest him!♪
Posted by: Steve Dzama | December 28, 2018 at 01:10 PM
Shoddy journalism. No pictures. I completely understand his comment about the devil. I ate a pound of fudge last week and I'm fairly certain the devil made me do that too.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2018 at 01:20 PM
Paging Flip Wilson!
Posted by: MOTW | December 28, 2018 at 02:33 PM
How could they tell he was very athletic if he wasn't wearing any athletic gear?
Posted by: fractalist | December 28, 2018 at 02:41 PM
Maybe it was the 6 pack, or 12 pack, hell, it was the whole case.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2018 at 03:02 PM
How is it that this did not occur in Florida?
Enquiring Minds want to know...
Posted by: Rintinglen | December 28, 2018 at 06:50 PM
The devil tweeted that he was busy in Washington that entire week, and had nothing to do with this incident.
He did, however, add that he approved of it.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 28, 2018 at 07:47 PM