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I was taught in All Weather Gym Class, an elective Senior year, "if you hide in a cattle pen and find yourself covered in cow excrement before surrendering due to being too cold after a high speed police chase...giving up would be one option."
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2018 at 10:59 AM
manual tomato, I was taught by a cop that if you get yourself covered in cow excrement or any other smelly stuff, there's a good chance you're going to get hosed off before they let you in their car so it may be a good idea to give up before this happens.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2018 at 11:39 AM
We jogging miles and playing soccer in sub-zero weather wearing shorts and a T-shirt. I jogged five miles every night, ran twenty 100 yard sprints, once ran a mile $:48 and did the fifty yard in 5.7 weighing 215 Lbs. No cop could have caught me even if I had been covered in smelly stuff. I had a lot of girlfriends who would not have minded if I smelled like dung. If I had lived in Canada I would have dated Pam Anderson. On Dave's blog you can be anything you want.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2018 at 11:56 AM
Mile in 4:48. Don't attempt this in sub-zero weather wearing shorts and a T-shirt.
Posted by: manual 'Usain Bolt' tomato | December 22, 2018 at 11:58 AM
And he fell in a big pile of...shaaaaving creeeeam, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2018 at 12:21 PM
We all know what a ding a ling is, as well as a ding-dong.
But here we have the ding-dung!
Posted by: funny man | December 22, 2018 at 01:06 PM
NC,how long ago was it the cop taught you this?
Were you anywhere close to here when you were advised?
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2018 at 01:08 PM
A Kia can go over 110 MPH? Wow!
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 22, 2018 at 01:51 PM
The perp needed to hide in fresher excrement...
Posted by: tonymus | December 22, 2018 at 05:29 PM