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December 20, 2018
DO NOT MESS WITH THEM
Seriously, do not.
(Thanks to Mac Turl)
WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
December 19, 2018
NO DOUBT HEADED FOR FLORIDA
Car found hanging from tree after drunk driving crash
(Thanks to pharmaross)
IT WAS A SMALL HOUSE. BUT STILL.
St. Louis larceny reaches new milestone with theft of entire house
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
BOLO Update: Woman says stolen house spotted on highway headed for Calif.
(Thanks to Steve K)
FAR BE IT FROM THIS BLOG TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HER HAIR COLOR
Woman Goes Viral For Trying To Fill Up Her Electric Tesla With Gas
(Thanks to pharmaross)
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Police taser out of control Salvation Army bell ringer outside Walmart
In that case, sir: Bell ringer, David Kelley, was reportedly rolling around in the parking lot, shouting, "I am John Wayne". As two female officers approached with tasers, Kelley allegedly thrust his hips and stated, "ladies."
(Thanks to Todd Lawson)
FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE THE ACTION NEVER STOPS
DO NOT MESS WITH BRONX WOMEN
Mom takes down man trying to steal her car in Bronx
"Welcome to the Bronx."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
GUYS IN HOLIDAY ACTION
SO IT'S OVERQUALIFIED FOR CONGRESS
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
SERIOUSLY, GIVE HIM A NOBEL PRIZE
Engineer uses glitter and fart smell to punish package thieves
Direct YouTube link here.
(Thanks to many people)
December 18, 2018
WE'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA SCHOOL-BUS-DRIVER'S LICENSE
400-pound hog captured in Palm Bay near school bus stop
(Thanks to pharmaross)
TIME FOR A NATIONWIDE PROTEST
'Fresh Prince' Star Alfonso Ribeiro Sues 'Fortnite' Maker for Using 'Carlton' Dance
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
Santa ejected from sleigh during Disneyland parade
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
SHE ALSO THREATENED TO FIGHT HIS WIFE
Pensacola woman beats ex with a board over a cat
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
IT'S, LIKE, THE BARTER SYSTEM, DUDE
Florida man tries to trade marijuana for food at McDonald’s, police say
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Commander McBragg, Janice Gelb, Another Ralph, pharmaross and Jane Linderman)
CSI: WISCONSIN
Life-sized cutout of Green Bay police chief warning against shoplifting swiped from store
(Thanks to Car Ramrod)
December 17, 2018
MORE APPROPRIATE FOR CHUCK E. CHEESE'S
Brutal mass brawl outside a Taco Bell.
(Thanks to Mac Turl)
CRUEL *AND* UNUSUAL
Missouri man must watch ‘Bambi’ monthly as part of poaching punishment, judge rules
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Rod Nunley and pharmaross)
O, HOLY... S**T!
(Thanks to Fabian Marson and funny man)
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Drunk Utah man falls into Christmas tree before shooting at roommate, roommate's son
(Thanks to pharmaross)
December 16, 2018
AND AGAIN IN SPORTS
December 15, 2018
DO NOT MESS WITH AUSTRALIAN WOMEN
Woman Finds 13-Foot Python in Her Bed, Tosses It Out and Goes Back to Sleep
(Thanks to Rick Day)
AND IN SPORTS
Red meat and potato banned from World Pie Eating Championships over farting fears
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
HEY, WE ALL DO
“Quirky” Lawyer Acquitted of Stalking; Concedes He Did “Meow Randomly on Occasion”
(Thanks to John Lobert and Kevin Smith)
DETAILS, DETAILS
Plot to blast hole in North Carolina jail thwarted when plans mailed to wrong person
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
December 14, 2018
GUYS IN ACTION
At least we assume it's a guy.
(Thanks to funny man)
SHOCKER
Seniors Who Have Sex Regularly Are More Content In Their Lives
(Thanks to funny man)
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
Police seek return of cash spilled from truck in N.J.
(Thanks to pharmaross and funny man)
MARK YOUR CALENDAR
A naked bike ride through Edinburgh is planned for next summer
(Thanks to pharmaross)
LOGS ON THE FIRE FILL ME WITH DESIRE, FOR GRAVY
KFC is now selling a log that smells like fried chicken
(Thanks to many people)
INCLUDING 9,000 BOXES OF CRACKERS
Parrot who has made friends with its owner's Alexa keeps accidentally ordering things on Amazon
"Accidentally."
(Thanks to funny man and pharmaross)
December 13, 2018
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
Keith Richards Reveals He’s Cut Back on Drinking
"It was interesting to play sober."
(Thanks to Steve K.)
'ROBOT BORIS HAS ALREADY LEARNED TO DANCE'
'Hi-tech robot' at Russia forum turns out to be man in suit
(Thanks to pharmaross, Roberto, Allen at Division and John Lobert)
GUYS IN ACTION
(Thanks to Roberto, John Lobert and funny man)
SO HE DOESN'T EVEN GET THE ASSIST?
(Thanks to what appears to be a mobile number with no name attached, that we can see, but thanks anyway)
ATTENTION, MOTORISTS OF GERMANY:
A ton of chocolate leaked from a factory and flooded a German street.
(Thanks to many people)
FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Florida woman arrested after swinging bag filled with Chihuahuas at bar, police say
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
We saw Bag Filled With Chihuahuas open for Sting.
A BREAKTHROUGH IN AIRLINE CUISINE
TRY THIS WITH BAGPIPES AND YOU GET THE DEATH PENALTY
Man accused of stealing two saxophones, playing them in Missoula Police Department lobby
(Thanks to pharmaross)
HE HAD NO CHOICE: THE BUILDING WAS BETWEEN HIM AND FLORIDA
Naked driver crashes into apartment building
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
THAT'S A LOT OF PENGUIN POO
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Driver in Santa Claus suit is fired upon by other driver, police say
(Thanks to pharmaross)
12-foot inflatable snowman smashed by mystery driver
(Thanks to Steve K)
Santa rips off beard, screams and swears at children in bizarre outburst
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
December 12, 2018
BOLO
WHOA
Fascinating:
The movie's production team spent much of the time holding their breath against the nightmarish prospect of a fall. But Honnold himself seemed so calm that researchers wondered if there was something different about his brain. With this in mind, Honnold underwent an MRI in 2016 as he got ready for the ascent. That test, which is documented in the movie, shows that a part of the brain that was once usually associated with fear - the amygdala - did not activate when he was shown violent or frightening images.
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "This helps put the daily commute in a bit of perspective.")
ENTICING!
World's first laboratory-grown STEAK tastes 70% like real meat'
(Thanks to Roberto)
THIS IS WHY WHEN YOU ORDER UBER EATS YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SPECIFY CLEAN UNDERWEAR
Florida Uber Eats customer finds soiled underpants in food order
(Thanks to Mac Turl and pharmaross, who says "Uber ew!")
WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEIR TREE IS MADE OF
Couple to serve Christmas dinner made entirely from roadkill
(Thanks to Ralph)