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December 28, 2018

'NOT ALIENS,' TWEETS MAYOR'S SPOKESPERSON

MASSIVE Con Ed Transformer Explosion Turns Night Sky Turns BLUE

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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Cue "End of the World As we know it" for all the Queens residents freaking out....

Or how about that alien-sounding "Blue" song by Eiffel 65?

The squirrels were behind this, to be sure...they ran across the wires en masse in kamikaze fashion. Today, a Con Ed transformer, tomorrow...

This is a sign.
The Gods are angry!
We must sacrifice our supreme leader to appease the gods.
Will the supreme leader please step forward?

I guess one good turns deserves another.

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords

Many people in New York strained desperately to recall the words; "Klaatu barada nikto."

"Con Edison reports the incident was caused by arching from a transformer."

You can't expect transformers to remain immobile when they have to fight decepticons.

And this light in the sky is the Astoria Borealis. It was probably similar to what was seen from Noah's Arc.

Was this Transformer named BumbleBee or Optimus Prime?


I’m thinking Vulture’s henchmen are selling alien tech and Spiderman is probably on the case.

They don't mention that the Mayor's spokesperson is an alien, as is the Mayor.

NTTAWWT, of course.

That's exactly what you'd expect them to say if it was aliens.

Someone shut down the Ghostbusters' containment unit again


Blue Man Group:

Off the Con Ed Grid

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

If aliens landed, would they use Alexa to direct them to our leader?

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens...

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