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December 19, 2018


Car found hanging from tree after drunk driving crash

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Egad. I read this story just yesterday.

Where did he learn to parallel park like that?

Paging Tracy Chapman.

Apparently some young U.K. male wants to upstage Florida man.

To which, if I may, on behalf of thee bloggers, remind him that being drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, and that he should leave it to the professionals (politicians)...

Whomping Willow?

"Honest ossifer sir. That car was up that tree when I got here. The dude who carjacked me had an axe an' this big blue bull and...It was awful. You DO believe me---don't ya?"

This gives me fond memories of Joe Flaherty as a scoutmaster in One Crazy Summer, teaching children to be first responders in case a plane crashes on their campground. "There's gonna be... armpits... hanging from trees!"

Did he try and of Homer Simpson's three little sentences that will get you through life?
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here

This is why you really need that Trucoat.

Easier than stringing toilet paper, I guess.

Sounds like another plot for RENO 911. I'd have the force cut the tree down only to have it smash the car and destroy all the riders.

The T-Rex is around here somewhere...

As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly

“It’s simple - if you’re driving, stay off the booze!” wrote Station Commander James Bainbridge on Twitter."
And out of the trees. I suppose that goes without saying.

This is what happens when the momma car pushes the baby car out of the tree.

Don't you usually have a little tree hanging in the car?

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