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December 23, 2018

NEED A LAST-MINUTE GIFT FOR DAD?

Lamborghini hybrid supercar rumored to cost $3 million and glow in the dark

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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I want one too! Anyone feeling generous?

The jump from 789 to 839 horsepower is reason enough to justify keeping every person employed by Lamborghini from years of therapy. The engineer who thought of glow-in-the-dark paint, Nicknamed Sigmund, will be appearing on Dr. Phil explaining why he has worn lip stick to work for 20+ years.

Features:

838 HP engine
Silk laced Seat Belt covers.
Hanging Dice from rear view mirror
Foot-shaped gas and brake pedals.
His/hers/ gender friendly diamond-studded shifter.
Bra
Cabin lightening enhancement that go off and on to the beat.
4 ft. diamenter Rear Speakers
7000 watt power amplifier

Off-road package available for high testosterone drivers.

Psychological Enhancements: Glow-in-the-dark paint.

Cher asked, "Where'd you get the idea for groovy glow-in-the-dark paint...Sonny would have loved it?

It ought to have an 8 track player for that price.

5*Snork@ manual tomato for coming up with the Sigmund Freud reference.

Jung, however, would never have loved a glow-in-the dark car.

I would like to clarify my prior comments.

Cost of the 2019 Corvette ZR1 755 Horsepower carbon fiber designed super car, $123,000. Top speed 212 MPH.

Cost of Lamborghini Hybrid, 3,000,000.

I rest my case you bunch of car enthusiasts.


Great. Now you’ve ruined the surprise.

Dad is getting a new shirt.

I wonder if Geico would insure this car ?

This feature should make it near impossible to hide your ride from the repo men...

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