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Woman claims to be God, commits armed robbery, attempts escape on tricycle, deputies say
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
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Woman claims to be God, commits armed robbery, attempts escape on tricycle, deputies say
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
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"Attempts" escape is the key word.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 24, 2018 at 01:10 PM
The tricycle gives it the true Florida je ne c'est quoi.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2018 at 01:36 PM
I'll take, "Schizophrenics Off Their Medications" for $200 Alex!
Posted by: nursecindy | December 24, 2018 at 01:52 PM
Released to her family, I hope
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 24, 2018 at 01:55 PM
Rocky and Bullwinkle closing:
Flying from Fort Collins, Rudolph is unmasked and apprehended
OR
God is apparently female and she uses trinitarian transportation.
Posted by: Slim Chance | December 24, 2018 at 02:03 PM
Crisostomo stole one package and escaped via tricycle, the CCSO report says.
What does it say about law enforcement that she escaped on a tricycle?
Or maybe it was because She was God, and her AMAZING beauty made the cops dumbfounded. (Nope. Look at her again!)
Posted by: funny man | December 24, 2018 at 03:02 PM
She is dyslectic and thought she was a dog.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 24, 2018 at 07:36 PM
"What does God need with a tricycle?"
(channeling Captain Kirk from Star Trek V)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 25, 2018 at 12:36 PM