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December 27, 2018

MASSACHUSETTS: FLORIDA OF THE NORTH

Man carrying crossbow charged with stealing Christmas presents in Chicopee

(Thanks to Laurie Ann-Farr Cavanaugh Bobskill)

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All yo presents is mine!

The Rise of the Anti-Santa. Soon to be a new TV movie series.

Robin Claus.

I think he just needs more self esteem.

Maybe he's just mad because his haircut makes him look like a Marc Antony statue.

But why? He "didn't do anything."

Maybe he shoulda used a Grinch suit.

The spirit of Crossbow Kelly, infamous highwayman gangster of the roaring 20s... 1420s. Inhabits the empty shells of highwaymen who honor the traditions of renaissance fair thievery through history.

Nah. NH is the "Florida of New England". This guy is an outlier. But I'm sure Mass will move to ban bows and limit arrow sales.

So the gifts belonged to the rich?

Knowing Chicopee, MA rather well, I assume he was holding the crossbow backwards...

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