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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
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Plastic toy bananas seem to be a popular item this year. Also, what kind of idiot puts an electrified object in their penis?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2018 at 01:25 PM
If you have to ask, You don't wanna know....
Posted by: Steve Dzama | December 28, 2018 at 01:26 PM
A very interesting 2018 retrospect... or Rear in Review.
Posted by: pharmaross | December 28, 2018 at 01:27 PM
At least no animals used or harmed in 2018, as far as we know.
Posted by: Steve Dzama | December 28, 2018 at 01:34 PM
Actually nursecindy, the question is, "Who puts an electrified object on their penis?" and the answer is:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-wraps-penis-around-rolling-093100549.html
Posted by: pharmaross | December 28, 2018 at 01:41 PM
Just what exactly is a "significant amount of string?"
My farm-wife grandma saved bits of string, but she kept hers in a kitchen drawer...not IN her drawers.
Posted by: K | December 28, 2018 at 01:50 PM
Okay, I'll say it:
Damn near killed 'em.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 28, 2018 at 01:55 PM
#WDWGSIORLR? is trending on Twitter.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 28, 2018 at 02:13 PM
SD card? That's for your lapTOP...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | December 28, 2018 at 02:36 PM
broke off while he was doing crafts -- No, I don't want to see that on Pinterest, thanks.
Posted by: MOTW | December 28, 2018 at 02:41 PM
Who in their right mind would put "6 or 7" BBs in his penis?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2018 at 03:20 PM
Exactly, Jeff! The instructions clearly state to not load more than 5 at a time
(at least, for the Red Rider model).
Posted by: Stixnstonz | December 28, 2018 at 03:28 PM
My mother's fist.
Posted by: Bilwick | December 28, 2018 at 03:48 PM
Jeff, he wanted a pee-shooter. Also you would think he'd have a more accurate count.
Posted by: Rudolph | December 28, 2018 at 04:48 PM
I had the most god awful thought looking back at what may have got stuck in our rectum last year.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 28, 2018 at 06:35 PM
I couldn't help but remember an old hospital joke:
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
Some asshole has my pen."
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 28, 2018 at 07:39 PM
Le Petomane, we all make that mistake at least once in our career.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2018 at 08:07 PM
Electrified rod? Did he charge that order?
Posted by: PirateBoy, Shockingly So | December 29, 2018 at 01:17 AM
What do you mean "we"?
I definitely did not experience any of them.
Posted by: Kolo | December 29, 2018 at 08:44 AM
Le Petomane, that reminds me of another joke.
Q: What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
A: The taste.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | December 29, 2018 at 11:49 AM
I don't know which is stranger - the list or a person that would keep such a list!
Posted by: Elmo | December 29, 2018 at 11:54 AM
Le Petomane, that reminds me of (yet) another joke.
(to woman)
How do you know you've having a bad day?
You can't find your pencil and you have a tampon behind your ear.
Sorry I forgot to warn that it's not PC.
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 29, 2018 at 12:36 PM
Seems like a good plot line for a new TV show:
Three and a Half Rectums
The Big Rectum Theory
America's Funniest Home Rectum Videos
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2018 at 02:30 PM
I know. A hockey puck.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 29, 2018 at 02:41 PM
Dammit, where are my keys?
Posted by: Edward | December 29, 2018 at 11:10 PM
Congressional heads...again. Old crop and new crop.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2018 at 01:28 PM
Despite what many thing, the rectum is not bigger inside than it looks on the outside, You may be confusing it with a Tardis.....
Posted by: Steve Dzama | December 30, 2018 at 06:38 PM
It was an accident. In the shower I fell and landed on that hamster.
Posted by: Al.Gere | December 31, 2018 at 10:43 AM