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December 21, 2018

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE

People Are Complaining That Hershey's Kisses Have Broken Tips

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Hershey plant manager to newbie rabbi: "Um, Rabbi, we just needed you to certify that the Kisses were produced under kosher conditions, and not, um...do anything else."

To put this into hereditary perspective, I have to remind myself Caveman people complained about having no matches. Cavewomen constantly nagged and nitpicked and complained by nature about everything from chocolate to his mess he left
at the cave entrance. This type of behavior has descended through the ages to the way we know it today. Nag, nag, nag. Complain, complain and complain some more.

This at least is an ISSUE, unlike the "Baby, It's Cold Outside" nonsense.

Who is sawing off our tips, and what are they doing with them?

OH the humanity!

People are calling them "Bobbits".

Thank you...

"Just the tip."

Do the Hershey police have any tips about the tips?

And has anyone seen Gordon Ramsey lately?

Soon to be found in the baking supplies aisle:

Hershey's Tips Real Chocolate Sprinkles.

Slashing tips off Hersey's Kisses is a hanging offense in Texas.

It's so cold in that freezer, you could freeze your tips off?

I literally built machines to package Kisses...Hershey sent us a truck load of kisses to use to build the packaging equipment. My entire team gained 30 pounds each and need acne medicine before it was over..It was like the Star Trek Tribbles episode but with Kisses.

The tip of Kisses are Hershey Squirts. Just think of the guy who got the case of the Hershey Squirts.

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