DO NOT MESS WITH THEM
Seriously, do not.
(Thanks to Mac Turl)
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December 20, 2018
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I'm guessing the pictures of them together smiling were taken before the incident...(I believe the technical term is "Patella-Oblongata")
Posted by: Stixnstonz | December 20, 2018 at 11:23 AM
They were arguing as they "rowed in an elevator..." The image that comes to mind is a bit too surreal. I guess I need to steer clear of the mushrooms.
Posted by: Jim | December 20, 2018 at 11:28 AM
Anyone who considers a 'scrotal rupture' to be a "moderate bodily injury" is, clearly, NOT a guy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 20, 2018 at 11:28 AM
Rowing in an elevator is a hanging offense in Texas.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 20, 2018 at 11:36 AM
'The victim went to hospital with the injury, where doctors diagnosed a scrotal rupture, considered to be a moderate bodily injury,' said a police statement.
I've seen a lot of scrotal injuries while working in the ER and I have never heard a policeman refer to any of them as a "moderate" injury. I'm also proud of the fact that I've never looked at a male injury like this and said, "Looks like someone has a little boo-boo on their winkie." I am a professional after all.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 20, 2018 at 12:16 PM
I Kneed you like the flower needs the rain.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 20, 2018 at 12:33 PM
Rather a severe (or is it sever) sort of knee-jerk reaction
Posted by: JG | December 20, 2018 at 12:42 PM
Why do some people have to fight to an awful extreme. Not necessary.
Posted by: Theresa | December 20, 2018 at 01:10 PM
Theresa: Ironically, often it's because the stakes are so small.
Posted by: Jim | December 20, 2018 at 01:32 PM
The baby is so embarrassed to be around them, he won't even show anyone his facial expression.
Posted by: fractalist | December 20, 2018 at 03:10 PM
Elavator rowing is a really popular sport now? Or only in Russia?
Do you use oars, or hands and knees only?
Posted by: Steve Dzama | December 20, 2018 at 05:15 PM
I've heard of sharp elbows but she must have sharp knees.
Posted by: chet | December 20, 2018 at 05:31 PM
I hope he finds it. Testicles are always in the last place you look.
Posted by: Clankie | December 20, 2018 at 07:04 PM
When baseball season opens in a few months, I nominate "Uno" Povetyev to throw out the first ball.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 20, 2018 at 08:00 PM
Have we finally found something more painful that giving birth??
Or is giving birth still at the top of the list?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | December 20, 2018 at 10:06 PM
And then there's the joke about the dim-witted, stuttering minister, who weekly would ask his congregation "Can I get a test-a testi-a testicle?" (He meant testimony, but as explained....)
Posted by: funny man | December 21, 2018 at 09:24 AM
I think "moderate" here is a legal term, meant to distinguish "grievous bodily harm" (which is serious injury with intent) from the type of defensive move described in the case.
But, having said that, Rimma technically qualifies to be enshrined beside Lorena Bobbitt in the "Women: Do NOT Mess With Them...EVER" Hall of Fame.
Posted by: K | December 21, 2018 at 03:39 PM