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Even the sharks are snowbirds.
Posted by: wiredog | December 27, 2018 at 11:38 AM
The woman sounds like a fun date...for Freddy Kruger...
Posted by: funny man | December 27, 2018 at 11:56 AM
I predict that next year Florida will require a background check and a waiting period to buy a small Christmas tree for personal use.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 27, 2018 at 11:56 AM
I think I'll stick with our Fort Myers community pool for a while.
Posted by: pharmaross | December 27, 2018 at 12:09 PM
"Yule be sorry!" she screamed at the victim.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | December 27, 2018 at 12:36 PM
She looks like she fell face first into a holly bush. The article didn't mention it but, I have a feeling alcohol was involved.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 27, 2018 at 12:38 PM
Was the extra $10k on the bail for a grammar violation?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 27, 2018 at 12:54 PM
Sounds like they need to deal with this Florida Woman before next Halloween, when she gets her hands on some pumpkins.
Posted by: Clankie | December 27, 2018 at 01:01 PM
Wow - I'm pretty sure that specific Florida woman has appeared here before. Or maybe she has a doppleganger. Or maybe I saw her on Jerry Springer, or maybe all three.
Posted by: vaporsmith | December 27, 2018 at 01:57 PM
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree...I'll beat you death with O Christmas tree.
She looks like a the less often mentioned homely Mandrell sister.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 27, 2018 at 02:03 PM
I loved the way the gun barely got a passing mention.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 27, 2018 at 02:50 PM
What can you give to the Great White Shark who has everything?
Posted by: fractalist | December 27, 2018 at 03:45 PM
@fractalist - Perhaps the woman who wielded a gun (and a Christmas tree) in an inappropriate manner in the presence of children?
[Okay, now I am definitely on the Naughty List. Good thing I don't believe in the jolly guy in the red suit.]
Posted by: klezmerphan | December 27, 2018 at 03:54 PM
Who knew? A retired Canadian white privileged shark.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 27, 2018 at 04:02 PM
At least my family has the dignity and decorum to wait until Dec. 24th to bust caps at one another and bushwhack each other with the Christmas tree.
But, seriously, I'm with klez regarding the child abuse charge. It puts me in that special holiday "lock her up and throw away the key" mood. (AFTER you shoot at her and beat HER with a tree.)
Posted by: K | December 27, 2018 at 04:08 PM
that's great, I'm very happy about it
Posted by: word unscrambler | April 02, 2021 at 12:54 AM