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December 10, 2018

IT’S ALL RIBBIT TO US

City frogs sing more alluring love songs

(Thanks to funny man)

 

LEST YOU GET THE WRONG IDEA: A ‘STUBBY’ IS A BEER

Victorian man attacked by roo manages to save his stubby

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUYS IN ACTION

A Tennessee man faces up to three years in prison for urinating on a Kellogg's cereal conveyor belt at a Memphis facility.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “The best to you each morning.”)

HEY, IT’S NOT THAT FAR

Nebraska's annual tourism guide accidentally features photo from Missouri's Union Station

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TOTALLY LEGAL IN FLORIDA

Police stopped an allegedly impaired driver and asked for his licence. He gave them a hamburger

(Thanks to The Perts)

AND BOY ARE THEY TIRED

Beavers return to Italy after more than 500 years

(Thanks to The Perts)

JUST IMAGINE THE STREET VALUE

Police say they arrested a porch thief Sunday after video showed him stealing a half-gallon urine jug, gym shorts and a 27-pound bag of dog food.

Possible Explanation: The suspect hails from Miami Township.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT AGAINST DOING HOUSEWORK

According to the website USAspending.gov, the US Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) awarded a contract to an American defense company to build a vacuum cleaner for surveillance purposes.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

AND IN SPORTS

Dog saves shot on wide open goal in Argentine soccer match

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE COCKTAIL SAUCE

18 Inch Shrimp Caught in Fort Pierce

(Thanks to Mac Turl)

THIS WILL REQUIRE NUMEROUS HAIL MARYS

Two longtime nuns at St. James Catholic School in Torrance allegedly embezzled as much as $500,000 in tuition, fees and donations, perhaps spending some of the money on trips and gambling at casinos while telling parents the school was operating on a shoestring budget, officials and parents said.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Steve K)

EW

Really, ew.

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE DON'T KNOW IF WE WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT THE URANUS EXAMINER

Uranus Examiner ends publication, blaming judgmental people

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and funny man)

 
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