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December 05, 2018

IF WE WERE A COW, WE’D DEFINITELY BE PESSIMISTIC

Cows can be pessimistic and it affects their ability to cope with stress

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says “Pessimistic Cows opened for the Beastie Boys.”)

SCIENCE!

Women with long index fingers are MORE likely to sleep around, claim scientists

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Man has Bluetooth COMPASS implanted in his chest - and claims he's created a 'new human sense'

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ATTENTION, MEN:

Men's penises are half-an-inch SMALLER if they are exposed to high levels of chemicals in non-stick frying pans and fast food packaging while in the womb, study finds

(Thanks to funny man and Allen at Division)

There are frying pans in the womb?

IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I’M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THERE

A video captured at a New York City subway station captured the moment a station agent was chased out of her booth by a large rat.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AUSTRALIA TACKLES THE ISSUES

Do onions go above or under a sausage?

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

“...it’s about the only thing I can think of that’ll make you feel sorry for a cockroach.”

(Thanks to Doug Bennett, Haverford College ‘68)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, ALLOW US TO GIVE YOU A POLICE ESCORT

Driver caught speeding because he didn’t want his McDonald’s to get cold

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT’S THE SEASON FOR GIVING

Paris hospital halts stool study after donor deluge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOMEBODY’S GONNA NEED FRESH UNDERWEAR

Huge 27ft python caught after wrapping itself around man's ankle

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘BACK-DOOR MEDICINE,’ DUDE

What You Need to Know About Using Cannabis Suppositories

(Thanks to Stan Ruth and Michael Parry)

WHICH IS FINE, BECAUSE THE WOLF HAS A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Man 'wearing a wolf' spotted on Florida interstate

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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