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December 03, 2018

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Officials say humans — not Satan — behind flaming hole in Arkansas

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

YOUR ‘GETS OFF’ JOKE HERE

Accused perv gets off in subway masturbation case after large-penis defense

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “This defense never works for us.”)

‘IT’S THE REAL ME’

Nigerian president denies dying and being replaced by clone

(Thanks to Roberto)

YOU CAN’T SAY THIS OFTEN ENOUGH

Gynaecologist warns women against using wasp nests to tighten vaginas

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CHIPS AHOY WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY LEGAL

Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks

(Thanks to John Mayson and pharmaross)

 
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