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I wonder how many times a day he has to tell people to quit looking at him?
Maybe they will decide to save the police some time and just keep him in jail now.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2018 at 11:56 AM
"What makes you think it was me, Officer?"
Posted by: Pogo | November 24, 2018 at 12:02 PM
He wasw doing everything he dould to break into television, including body art.
Unfortunately, he didn't realize the somebody else had the role of 'Tattoo' on Fantasy Island.
Posted by: JG | November 24, 2018 at 12:33 PM
Sorry, I have to say it:
"Any distinguishing features?"
I mean, where do they find people to put in a police lineup with this guy? The circus isn't ALWAYS in town.
Posted by: padraig | November 24, 2018 at 01:12 PM
"I see you're back for another tat, what face trademark theme we doin' today?"
"Something that says, "I'm not worthless, I'm money, baby."
Posted by: manual 'facesleeve' tomato | November 24, 2018 at 01:20 PM
"No nothing too intricate or pro'd out."
"I couldn't sleep last night praying you wouldn't mess up my face to the point of making me look stupid."
Posted by: manual tomato | November 24, 2018 at 01:31 PM
I live in Cincinnati, and at first I thought it was my accountant, but he doesn't have a goatee.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | November 24, 2018 at 02:07 PM
He's got space on the right ear.
Posted by: OldPhil | November 24, 2018 at 03:50 PM
OldPhil, he's got space BETWEEN the ears.
Posted by: padraig | November 24, 2018 at 05:03 PM
^5 nursecindy and padraig
Posted by: MOTW | November 24, 2018 at 06:13 PM
Ladies: he's apparently in circulation.
Posted by: Jim | November 24, 2018 at 11:13 PM
Ladies or others NTTIAWWT
He is just one of our candidates looking for love on our new site LYS (Lower Your Standards)
Posted by: Mikey123 | November 25, 2018 at 10:26 AM
He was obviously innocent the other 53 times...
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 25, 2018 at 06:35 PM
Probably mistaken identity, it could've been anyone.
Posted by: chet | November 26, 2018 at 11:30 AM