TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE
Prisoner caught with phone up his bum claimed he knew nothing about it
(Thanks to Ralph)
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November 26, 2018
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Lying out his ass.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2018 at 11:11 AM
Bum Blowers opened for the Butthole Surfers. Crappy show.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 26, 2018 at 11:22 AM
it was set on vibrate.
Posted by: chet | November 26, 2018 at 11:27 AM
It'll get crappy reception up there.
Posted by: Rudolph | November 26, 2018 at 11:38 AM
nursecindy had many ER patients over the years with the same claim about a Maglite. Just no idea at all of how it got there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2018 at 11:48 AM
You wanna reverse the charges?
Posted by: MOTW | November 26, 2018 at 12:33 PM
One ringy dingy...
Posted by: OldPhil | November 26, 2018 at 12:37 PM
So true Jeff. I bet no one ever asks this guy if they can borrow his phone.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 26, 2018 at 01:02 PM
Can you hear me now ?
Posted by: Clankie | November 26, 2018 at 01:10 PM
Wonder how many people he butt dialed?
Posted by: Michael | November 26, 2018 at 01:26 PM
Butt dialing 999 could be a problem.
Posted by: Ralph | November 26, 2018 at 04:01 PM
He's since been offered a role on Crack Yakkers.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 26, 2018 at 06:57 PM
Perhaps he used to work for Verizon? The location of that device matched exactly where I told their customer no-service person they could place their phone, on more than one occasion!
Posted by: PirateBoy, Disgruntled | November 26, 2018 at 08:54 PM
E.T. phone home....uh wait E.T. will just stay here.
Posted by: E.T. | November 27, 2018 at 12:40 AM
"One ringy dingy. Two Ringy dingy's. Hello, is the the ass I am talking to?"
Geezer reference.
Posted by: funny man | November 27, 2018 at 08:27 AM
"Mr. martin. I am your court appointed solicitor and, in response to your request, NO, I will definitely not speak into your bum."
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 27, 2018 at 10:05 AM
Even after cleaning and sanitizing, I didn't want to put the phone that fell into the toilet near my face. This??????Ghaaaa.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 27, 2018 at 11:00 AM
Funny man owes me royalties.
Posted by: OldPhil | November 27, 2018 at 02:02 PM