SLAP TAIL FOR SERVICE
Beavers casually stroll into Cumberland Farms store
(Thanks to Rid Nunley)
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November 30, 2018
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"SLAP TAIL FOR SERVICE" is also a good way to get your face slapped, I've been told.
Posted by: Rudolph | November 30, 2018 at 05:04 PM
Any relation to the bear that walked into the CHP station a couple days ago?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 30, 2018 at 05:17 PM
The first beaver stormed out because they didn't have any dam firewood!
Posted by: K | November 30, 2018 at 06:01 PM
Shockingly, the store had no alder bark jerky. The Massachusetts State Legislature is now working on a law to remedy the store’s obviously virulent speciesism.
Posted by: Penrod | November 30, 2018 at 06:14 PM
We had a young bobcat stroll into the beer cooler of our local Vons market a few days ago. Did the beaver put him to that?
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 30, 2018 at 06:34 PM
I wouldn't call what beavers do on land "strolling." I might give these two "sauntering" on the basis of attitude. But mostly I'd call it "four-legged waddling."
Posted by: padraig | November 30, 2018 at 07:56 PM
Cumberland Farms is one of the last places I'd look for a nice of tail.
Posted by: Ralph | December 01, 2018 at 01:56 AM
^piece
Posted by: Ralph | December 01, 2018 at 07:51 AM
Beaver herding is now an employment requirement.
Boldly going where no beaver has gone before.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 01, 2018 at 10:53 AM
" Got any Ipana ? "
Posted by: Clankie | December 01, 2018 at 11:42 AM
Beavers ?
BEAVERS ??
Oh, those beavers....
Posted by: John | December 01, 2018 at 11:55 AM
^5 to Clankie. I'll go warm up the bus and wait for you.
Posted by: Pogo | December 01, 2018 at 11:58 AM
Wait. The other beaver was talking on a cell-phone? And couldn't find the door on its own? Not buyin' it. It's a set up. They'll be back.
Posted by: Jeff Matthews | December 01, 2018 at 04:07 PM
I saw Casual Beavers open for The Chipmunks.
Posted by: Guin | December 01, 2018 at 07:07 PM
Restrooms only for paying customers, dammit!
Posted by: Peterpan | December 02, 2018 at 12:00 PM
Pogo:
Brusha, brusha, brusha, here's new Ipana toothpaste.
Brusha, brusha, brusha, it's dandy for your teee-eeth.
Keep the motor running.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 02, 2018 at 10:26 PM