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November 07, 2018

PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY HAD VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Why did the salmon cross the road?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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Evidently, we need a wall.

To go to the Chinese restaurant for some egg drop soup.

I went to find that video on Youtube to send to someone... and was surprised to see how many results there were. This is not nearly as unique as I would have thought!

This is what happens when a male salmon refuses to stop and ask for directions.

A 5* snork (even though it hurt) @ nursecindy!

Why did the salmon cross the road?

Their GPS was broken?

The railroad tracks were too crowded?

Sounds like their school's leader needs to get canned.

"Turn around, don't drown."

The salmon were ticketed for jay-swimming.

Later, they were taken into police custody and grilled.

The salmon were ticketed for jay-swimming.

Later, they were taken into police custody and grilled.

To get to the other bear.

Ron G.: really? That's a pretty strong migration/homing instinct.

Snork @ nc.

To get to the Phish concert?

This town needs more hookers.

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