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I love it when sellers include "bonuses"!
Posted by: funny man | November 28, 2018 at 12:17 PM
A new twist on "shaking your booty."
Posted by: pharmaross | November 28, 2018 at 12:20 PM
So he bought his wife used Timberland boots for their Anniversary?
What a romantic!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2018 at 12:49 PM
This would be a great "modern" I LOVE LUCY episode. Lucy and Ethel sneak into the buyers home to retrieve the .......etc.....
Posted by: LeDud | November 28, 2018 at 03:35 PM
Is that a typo? Shouldn't it be 'rusty vibrator'???
Posted by: Elmo | November 28, 2018 at 04:00 PM
Seriously, there should be an app for when you misplace your personal massage appliance.
Posted by: Marc | November 28, 2018 at 05:21 PM
More buzz on the Internet.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 28, 2018 at 05:54 PM
Must not have been in frequent use? As a Used Car Salesman might say, it belonged to a little old lady who only drove it to church on Sundays.....
Posted by: 655321 | November 28, 2018 at 06:07 PM
When my neighbor says "Want to catch a buzz?" I don't think this is what she means.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 28, 2018 at 10:29 PM
"Althete's Crotch" is the downside of keeping your personal pleasure appliance in your footwear.
Or so I hear from a friend.
Posted by: ImNotDave | November 29, 2018 at 07:15 AM
The woman was so embarrassed by her mistake that she gave this interview with her name, age and hometown.
ps - no "Hammer toes" jokes yet???
Posted by: NurseBernie | November 29, 2018 at 08:43 AM
I saw Vibrating Boots open for Golden Earring.
Posted by: Oldphil | November 29, 2018 at 07:29 PM