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Beavers casually stroll into Cumberland Farms store
(Thanks to Rid Nunley)
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Beavers casually stroll into Cumberland Farms store
(Thanks to Rid Nunley)
Some Oregonians want to legalize psychedelic mushrooms
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
People Are Betting Thousands On Illegal Cricket Fighting In China
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Randy couple caught having sex in a BANK by shocked bystanders as they waited to use ATM
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Millennials in China Are Using Nudes to Secure Loans
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
Hurling and camogie on UNESCO list of protected cultural activities
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Who among us has never hurled a camogie?
Florida doctor accused of peeing on himself, confessing love to deputy during DUI arrest
(Thanks to John Mayson)
High-speed chase ends with police recovering $20,000 of maple syrup
(Thanks to Roberto)
Couple forced to prove that New Mexico is a state while applying for marriage license
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Duo Arrested For Operating Dental Practice Out Of A Bus in Miami
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Bladder stone the size of a melon pulled out of man’s stomach
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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You don’t wanna know what was found on McDonald’s self-service screens
(Thanks to Geoff and pharmaross)
Study reveals how long it takes for LEGO head to pass through adult human digestive tract
(Thanks to Ralph, James in NC and pharmaross)
9:09 a.m. A Libby woman reported that someone broke into her house and moved all her remotes.
The horror.
(Thanks to Roberto)
Online Homeware Store Mocked for Selling Handful of Twigs for $42
"Seriously. The ground’s covered in them."
(Thanks to Ralph)
(Thanks to DaninDallas and Mark Schlesinger)
Guy Rides On SUV Roof To Secure Couch During Transport
(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)
Baby’s gender reveal sparked massive wildfire that took 800 firefighters a week to put out
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? He planned to fire a gun at a target that would explode with either pink or blue powder.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
(Not to be pedantic, but: It's "hare-brained." Not "hair-brained.")
Another version of the story, with video, is here.
(Thanks to pharmaross and Fabian Marson)
(Thanks to Hayseed Tom, who says "Apparently it stood up in court.")
Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on an offended customer, cops say
(Thanks to Mac Turl, Allen at Division, Al Barkafski, pharmaross, the OssBoss and Stan Ruth)
Massive Santa causing trouble after breaking free from garden
(Thanks to DaninDallas, John Lobert and pharmaross)
(Thanks to pharmaross)
“What the stewardesses ended up doing was making a porta-potty out of a cardboard box.”
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Bear Opens Door, Strolls Into Calif. Highway Patrol Facility
(Thanks to pharmaross)
(Thanks to Michael Moyer, pharmaross and manual tomato)
ATM Malfunction Causes Stir, Spits Out $100 Bills Instead Of $20
The post caused a late night run at the ATM, with cars lining up and even a few fights erupting.
However: Officials with Bank of America said the withdrawals were made with the ATM cards and the associated pins and that the correct withdrawal amounts will be applied to those customers.
(Thanks to Steve K, pharmaross, Stan Ruth and funny man)
Chinatown koi evacuation begins as otter rampage claims 10th fatality
(Thanks to The Perts)
Coincidentally, we once saw Otter Rampage open for Koi Evacuation.
Prisoner caught with phone up his bum claimed he knew nothing about it
(Thanks to Ralph)
(Thanks to Laurie Ann-Farr Cavanaugh Bobskill)
Note that, in keeping with our strict policy, we are not making fun of the name of the newspaper.
How high-tech toilets could soon be tracking your every movement
(Thanks to Michael Parry)
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "About those self-driving cars....")
Man tries to break into bank with Bird scooter
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Amazon slammed for selling hardcore porn DVD in ‘Dad Gifts’ category
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
International Space Station toilets infested with infectious 'space bugs'
(Thanks to Le Petomane and pharmaross)
Turtle Found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million Worth of Cocaine Attached to It
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Man suspected of money laundering after $400,000 found in washing machine
(Thanks to many people)
Mysterious tunnels discovered in Florida
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
Termite mound network the size of Great Britain discovered in Brazil
(Thanks to The Perts)
An ATM was found in the Maine woods. No one knows where it came from.
(Thanks to Ralph)