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November 05, 2018

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Kentucky State Police arrested a 24-year-old man Saturday evening at Churchill Downs after officials say he entered a restricted area, mounted a horse and rode it out toward the track, according to a citation.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

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Oh, that's a relief. When I saw alcohol was involved and he "mounted a horse" I thought this story was going somewhere else.

Think how relieved the horse is!

What are the odds?

I got the horse right here, the name is Paul Revere
And here's the guy that says that if all weather's clear.
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do

Nicely, nicely done there, MOTW

Extra points if the guy had a kazoo and was doing that "doo doo doo DOOT doodoodoo DOOT doodoodoo DOOT deet deet DOOOOOOO" Kentucky Derby song song as he rode.

He wasn't charged with Grand Theft Equine? That's a hanging offense in some states (not to mention any names).

There are people who would love to ride that track even without alcohol.

Rudolph

Six, two, and even he can’t explain it to the judge.

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