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November 05, 2018


Friday was Love Your Lawyer Day.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)


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Keep the date open. Apparently, my birthday is Sardines Day and I never knew it.

Honestly, it's not for everyone.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

They can stick that up their habeas corpus.

Just don't ask to see their briefs.

They shoulda scheduled it in the middle of Shark Week.

There must be 50 ways to love your lawyer.

It seems that no matter how large the bonfire you just can't get em all in.

Jackson Browne FTW.


What do you call 800 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Erie?

A good start...

(With apologies to my wonderful sister-in-law...)

I would have sent a card, but I didn't want to get billed for him reading it.


Just file a tort, Mort
A writ of mandamus, Shamus
Get up a suit, Newt
And listen to me

You do a class action, Jackson
Create a legal abstraction
Then, just cop a plea, Lee
And set yourself free...

Though now I think of it, that’s more a way to get your lawyer to love you.

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